I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
