Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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