Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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