Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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