I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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