I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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