brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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