Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How does it feel to date your dad?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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