just tell him i said nine months
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I am naked and annoyed.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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