i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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