Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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