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(248): View more from Michigan

so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?

(248): View more from Michigan

oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.

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(585): View more from New York

its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck

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(830): View more from Texas

Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

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(940): View more from Texas

I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.

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(503): View more from Oregon

U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint

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(208): View more from Idaho

unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room

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