I am in a vortex of obligation.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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