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• (305): View more from Florida

  Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described

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• (805): View more from California

  Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there

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• (561): View more from Florida

  How are you getting in?

  (770): View more from Georgia

  I know some influential drag queens

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING

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• (607): View more from New York

  I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.

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