if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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