summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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