just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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