We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Are we in a gay sports bar?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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