remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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