Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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