I'm drive I can fine osifer
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
