He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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