There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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