I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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