how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Randomize