do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Blood and glitter go together right?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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