one might say we're banned from that church
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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