There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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