so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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