he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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