brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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