I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize