Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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