im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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