That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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