god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
this will be a night to untag.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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