He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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