If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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