Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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