the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The adults are the big ones right?
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