I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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