actually, I'm a sock model
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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