O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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