Capitaan dildo arrescate!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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