On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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