Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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