ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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