you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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