i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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