Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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