i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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