just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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