Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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