My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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